Texans Chat

Suck it, Dodgers.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. – That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the […]

I’d say three of four more seasons, and he could reach 3,000.

Tuuuueeeeeesday’s gone with the wiiiiiiiind…

If you haven’t seen Sinners with Michael B. Jordan, you totally should. It’s a kickass movie.

Last night it was reported that Denis Villeneuve will direct the next James Bond movie, which sounds pretty friggin’ awesome. However, I’ve decided that I want to see a Bond movie where all the characters are played by Muppets, except for the villain, who is played by Matt Berry. Kermit is Bond, Fozzie is Felix […]