As we enter 2024, here are a few things to be thankful for:
- C.J. Stroud is our motherf***in’ quarterback.
- DeMeco Ryans is our motherf***in’ coach.
- Will Anderson, Jr. is the motherf***in’ Terminator.
- No matter what happens on Saturday, the Texans are guaranteed a winning record.
- After three garbage seasons, the Texans are one win away from the playoffs.
- The BESFs will 100% be at home crying into their fake Oilers jerseys.
- For the third year in a row, Alabama will NOT win the CFB Championship.
- The Roughnecks are coming back in March.
- Deadpool 3 comes out this summer.
- Oh, and remember when a lot of people said that trading DeAndre Hopkins to the Cardinals for the corpse of David Johnson was one of the worst trades of all time? Well, I think the Browns trading for Deshaun Watson may have taken that title.