Ranking the remaining teams on our schedule…
#1 – Chiefs (5-0)
They remain the best team in the NFL until proven otherwise… which we’re gonna do.
#2 – Lions (4-1)
I wanted the Lions to win the Super Bowl last year, and they’re still in the mix.
#3 – Ravens (4-2)
Lamar Jackson is the ugliest dude in the NFL, but he’s had our number thus far.
#4 – Packers (4-2)
I’d call this one a pretty even match, honestly. We need to make a statement next week.
#5 – Jets (3-3)
I’m not scared of old man Rodgers, his dysfunctional bullshit, and an interim head coach.
#6 – Colts (3-3)
We beat them once, we can beat them again. Also, they lost to the Jags (LOL).
#7 – Dolphins (2-3)
They’re a lost cause without Tua, and their only wins are against the Jags and the Pats (pre-Maye).
#8 – Cowboys (3-3)
Dak has fluctuated between mediocre and terrible all season. “Soft rebuild” indeed…
#9 – Titans (1-4)
The BESFs are only slightly less hapless than the Jags. They shouldn’t have fired Mike Vrabel.
#10 – Jags (1-5)
The Jags are circling the drain, and Doug Pederson is a dead man walking.