“Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer? See the loveli lakes, the wonderful telephone system, and mani interesting furry animals, including the majestic moose. A moose once bit my sister…. No realli! She was karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge — her brother-in-law — an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist, Fillings of Passion, The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink…. Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti…”