I was originally gonna say that the most appropriate name for this thread would be…
“The Bitching About Whoever We Took In the First Round Unless It Was Somehow Bryce Young Thread, and Even Then, Several People Probably Wanting to Bitch About Him Being Too Small Thread”
However, after our surprising haul last night, I think we should call it…
“The Unexpected Excitement About Big-Dick-Nick and Cap’n Meco Getting Super F***in’ Aggressive and Trading Up to Snag Both a Top-Tier QB and the Best Defensive Player in the Draft, While Simultaneously Screwing Over the BESFs Thread”