In honor of National Honesty Day, I’d like to make a confession:
In 1972, my crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime we didn’t commit. We promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, we survive as soldiers of fortune. So if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find us, maybe you can hire… Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.