Apparently today in National West Virginia Day, which reminds me of the following joke:
“The state slogan of West Virginia is ‘Almost Heaven, West Virginia,’ which sounds cool, but that’s not, like, the best promotion for heaven. Because based on that, if I’m a good guy all my life, when I die I’m going to a place… a little bit better than West Virginia? I mean, it’s beautiful, but it kinda makes me wanna take another look at hell.” – Jim Gaffigan