Last night it was reported that Denis Villeneuve will direct the next James Bond movie, which sounds pretty friggin’ awesome. However, I’ve decided that I want to see a Bond movie where all the characters are played by Muppets, except for the villain, who is played by Matt Berry. Kermit is Bond, Fozzie is Felix Leiter, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is Q, Miss Piggy is Moneypenny, and the Swedish Chef is M.