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Game Thread: Second Half

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I’m writing this in advance, so we’re gonna do a choose-your-own-adventure thing here…

  • If the Texans are losing: Aww man, this really sucks. But hey, what do you expect with a bunch of third-string offensive linemen going up against a bulldozer like T.J. Watt? Oh well, hopefully we can turn it around this half.
  • If the game is tied: We’re hangin’ in there, guys! It’s time to kick it into gear and take the lead!
  • If the Texans are winning: Hell yeah, baby! Stroud/Tank/Nico/Pierce/WAJ is having one hell of a game! Don’t take your foot off the gas now, DeMeco! Steelers ain’t gonna bring that mess up in our house!

Weekend Thread

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I hope y’all are having fun. I’m roaming around the woods in the sweltering heat with a bunch of junior high boys.

9-29-2023 Daily Thread

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Well folks, I have to go on a Boy Scouts camping trip with my son this weekend, so all of the threads will be scheduled in advance. I won’t be back until sometime during the game on Sunday. Hopefully nothing weird happens, but if it does, y’all are SOL.