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4-6-2023 Daily Thread

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I posted this yesterday evening, but I thought it would be a decent discussion topic to start the day…

According to Patrick Storm, the Texans have now met with 49 different rookie prospects. Of those 49 prospects, 15 have visited (or will visit) Houston, and nine have had multiple meetings with the team.

However, only six players have been in Houston and had multiple meetings:

  • Bryce Young, QB
  • CJ Stroud, QB
  • Anthony Richardson, QB
  • Demarvion Overshown, LB
  • Julius Brents, CB
  • Rakim Jarrett, WR

4-3-2023 Daily Thread

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“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut… end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can’t imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here… oh, wait it’s at home… in the file… under D… for doughnut.'” – Mitch Hedberg

3-30-2023 Daily Thread

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“Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer? See the loveli lakes, the wonderful telephone system, and mani interesting furry animals, including the majestic moose. A moose once bit my sister…. No realli! She was karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge — her brother-in-law — an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist, Fillings of Passion, The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink…. Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti…”