Happy 7-11 to all! Please enjoy a Slurpee to celebrate!

Happy Monday, mofos! Apparently today is National Stella Day!

What are y’all doin’ this weekend? Personally, I’m going to a birthday party for a one-year-old.

Seven… SEVEN…

On this day in 1933 — so 90 years ago exactly — the first Major League Baseball All-Star Game was played in Chicago’s Comiskey Park. The American League defeated the National League 4-2. Babe Ruth played right field and hit a home run.

Happy National Bikini Day, everyone! Here’s Kate Upton…

Apparently today is Air Conditioning Appreciation Day. So cheers to those who celebrate.

It’s the weekend. Time to get crunk, mofos.

Since today is the last day of June, please enjoy this rollicking song from the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical Carousel…