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5-3-2023 Daily Thread

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“We all know Jesus had the Apostles, but did he have like a best friend? Was he ever like, ‘I think everyone knows the Apostles, and this here is my buddy Earl. We were in marching band together. He thinks this whole Messiah thing is craaaazy.'” – Jim Gaffigan

5-2-2023 Daily Thread

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“I finally figured out my goals in life. See, the important part in knowing your goals is not to set some big, impossible goal — something you can never reach. You gotta have a series of smaller goals that you can accomplish and get the reward and then move on to the next one. So this is what I have done. My goal right now? I want to be the All-Being: Master of Time, Space, and Dimension… then, I want to go to Europe.” – Steve Martin

Post-Draft Thread

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Okay, this is the place to discuss our draft class. You’re welcome to embed tweets again, but I’m also posting a UDFA Tracker for those updates, so try to keep things separate (i.e. don’t post tweets here about UDFA signings, post them in the other thread instead). Cool?

Here’s our total draft haul…

2023 NFL Draft – Round 7

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As a reminder, please refrain from embedding tweets on this thread, since it will likely be a very busy and we don’t want to bog things down. Also, please don’t spoil any of the picks prior to the broadcast announcements. Thanks, homies.