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4-28-2023 Daily Thread

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I was originally gonna say that the most appropriate name for this thread would be…

“The Bitching About Whoever We Took In the First Round Unless It Was Somehow Bryce Young Thread, and Even Then, Several People Probably Wanting to Bitch About Him Being Too Small Thread”

However, after our surprising haul last night, I think we should call it…

“The Unexpected Excitement About Big-Dick-Nick and Cap’n Meco Getting Super F***in’ Aggressive and Trading Up to Snag Both a Top-Tier QB and the Best Defensive Player in the Draft, While Simultaneously Screwing Over the BESFs Thread”

2023 NFL Draft – Round 1 (Overflow)

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As usual, please refrain from embedding tweets or GIFs during the draft, since these threads will likely be a very busy and we don’t want to bog things down. Also, please don’t spoil any of the picks prior to the broadcast announcements.

2023 NFL Draft – Round 1

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PLEASE READ THE DRAFT THREAD RULES!!!

This will be the primary draft thread. As soon as our picks are made, I will post separate new threads specifically to discuss those players (i.e. a C.J. Stroud thread, a Will Anderson thread, a Hingle McCringleberry thread, whatever). Discussion of those picks should move there, while this thread stays with general draft talk. Also, please refrain from embedding tweets or GIFs during the draft, since these threads will likely be a very busy and we don’t want to bog things down. Finally, please don’t spoil any of the picks prior to the broadcast announcements.

4-27-2023 Daily Thread / Pre-Draft

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Okay, here’s the deal. Round 1 is tonight, and it’s obviously going to generate the most discussion (especially since we have two picks). So here’s what we’re gonna do. The “Round 1 Thread” will be the primary draft thread. As soon as our picks are made, I will post separate new threads specifically to discuss those players (i.e. a C.J. Stroud thread, a Will Anderson thread, a Hingle McCringleberry thread, whatever). Discussion of those picks should move there, while the main thread stays with general draft talk. Also, please refrain from embedding tweets during the draft, since those threads will likely be a very busy and we don’t want to bog things down. Finally, please don’t spoil any of the picks prior to the broadcast announcements.

The thread for the first round of the draft will post at 6:00pm. Catch y’all on the flip side.

4-24-2023 Daily Thread

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“What’s bullshit, Mr. Quaid? That you’re having a paranoid episode triggered by acute neuro-chemical trauma? Or that you’re really an invincible secret agent from Mars who’s the victim of an interplanetary conspiracy to make him think he’s a lowly construction worker?”