Boom shaka laka.

I realize I’ve posted several random “National Whatever Day” things thus far, and it’s mostly just been to fill space. However, since this is still an NFL blog, it seems rather appropriate that today (March 4th) is National Brain Injury Awareness Day. As for the Roughnecks game thread, it’s scheduled to post on Sunday at 6:30pm, half an hour before the game starts. Happy weekend, mofos!

Well folks, the NFL Combine has officially begun, and it looks like the Texans have already met with the four top quarterback prospects. I realize that Young is the choice of the majority, but assuming we get someone else, who would you rather have? Stroud, Richardson, or Levis?

Happy Thursday! I’d just like to say that my ex-wife is taking our kids to the Muse concert at the Toyota Center tonight, since Muse is my 13-year-old’s favorite band. However, they’re also one of my favorite bands, ever since I heard their 2009 album The Resistance and their sound reminded me a lot of Queen (my all-time favoritest band ever). Aside from the aforementioned album, I also really like Absolution and Black Holes & Revelations. Plus, their latest release, Will of the People, was among my Top 5 Favorite Albums of 2022.

So yeah, that’s what’s going on in Houston today. Sorry, guys. I promise the NFL Draft is coming soon.

Meh, no intro today. I’m tired and my kids have been acting crazy. Deal with it, mofos.

Still… ya know… go Texans.

It’s about time for the NFL Scouting Combine, and according to Vandy, he and John Harris are gonna have Nick Caserio on Texans All Access tonight, and DeMeco Ryans on tomorrow night. So hopefully we’ll get a bit of interesting chatter from those guys.

Happy Monday, ladies and gents! Our very own Houston Roughnecks remain undefeated, having taken down the hated Arlington Renegades with a score of 23-14. Also, the Texans officially announced their 2023 Coaching Staff a couple of days ago, so there’s that. Otherwise, there’s not much to report except for the fact that AT&T SportsNet is going away soon, so the Astros might actually be on a normal cable channel this season.

Howdy, folks! As you may recall, I’m away this weekend on a Boy Scout camping trip, so you’ll have to survive without me (somehow). I should be back on Sunday morning — smelly and disgusting — but regardless, I went ahead and scheduled the Roughnecks game thread to drop at 5:30pm on Sunday (half an hour before the game starts). We’re playing the hated Arlington Renegades.

On a totally unrelated note, today (Saturday) is International Sword Swallowers Day!