I’m scheduling this before the game, so here’s my multiple-choice reactions:

• Pretty much as expected. Oh well, on to the BESFs, folks.
• Wow, I can’t believe we won that game! Go Texans!
• Ties are like kissing your sister… unless you live in Arkansas.

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans | 3:30 PM CST | Netflix

Grab some Christmas cookies, talk some festive trash, and chug that Battle Red eggnog!