Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Michelangelo is a party dude.

Monday, Monday…

Real football grows ever closer. I can taste it…

It’s gameday, mofos!

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

If there was a problem, yo, I’ll solve it.
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.