Everybody dance now!

Here is the dome, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don’t waste time
On the mic with a dope rhyme
Jump to the rhythm, jump, jump to the rhythm, jump
And I’m here to combine
Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance…

Ranking the remaining teams on our schedule…

#1 – Chiefs (5-0)
They remain the best team in the NFL until proven otherwise… which we’re gonna do.
#2 – Lions (4-1)
I wanted the Lions to win the Super Bowl last year, and they’re still in the mix.
#3 – Ravens (4-2)
Lamar Jackson is the ugliest dude in the NFL, but he’s had our number thus far.
#4 – Packers (4-2)
I’d call this one a pretty even match, honestly. We need to make a statement next week.
#5 – Jets (3-3)
I’m not scared of old man Rodgers, his dysfunctional bullshit, and an interim head coach.
#6 – Colts (3-3)
We beat them once, we can beat them again. Also, they lost to the Jags (LOL).
#7 – Dolphins (2-3)
They’re a lost cause without Tua, and their only wins are against the Jags and the Pats (pre-Maye).
#8 – Cowboys (3-3)
Dak has fluctuated between mediocre and terrible all season. “Soft rebuild” indeed…
#9 – Titans (1-4)
The BESFs are only slightly less hapless than the Jags. They shouldn’t have fired Mike Vrabel.
#10 – Jags (1-5)
The Jags are circling the drain, and Doug Pederson is a dead man walking.

The worst quarterback performances of Week Six…

#5 – Geno Smith
30/52 for 312 yards (6.0 yard avg), 1 TD, 2 INTs, 65.5 rating

#4 – Will Levis
16/27 for 95 yards (3.5 yard avg), 1 TD, 1 INT, 63.0 rating

#3 – Spencer Rattler
22/40 for 243 yards (6.1 yard avg), 1 TD, 2 INTs, 60.7 rating

#2 – Daniel Jones
22/41 for 205 yards (5.0 yard avg), 0 TDs, 1 INT, 57.5 rating

#1 – Dak Prescott
17/33 for 178 yards (5.4 yard avg), 0 TDs, 2 INTs, 42.2 rating