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4-15-2024 Daily Thread

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Well folks, aside from being Tax Day, today is also the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank. So in an effort to lighten the mood a bit, let’s instead remember that Jackie Robinson made his debut for the Brooklyn Dodgers on April 15, 1947. And if you haven’t seen it yet, I definitely recommend watching the 2013 film 42, starring Chadwick Boseman (who does a fantastic job).

Weekend Thread

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I recently found out that, back in the 1930s and 1940s, there was a real professional baseball player named Johnny Dickshot. He was apparently known as the “Ugliest Man In Baseball,” and when he retired, he opened a tavern called Dickshot’s Dugout.

4-9-2024 Daily Thread

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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
With Ka’imi Fairbairn sidelined due to injury and the Texans locked in a tight game with the Bucs, the stage was set for third-string RB Dare Ogunbowale, who nailed a tiebreaking 29-yard field goal to give the Texans a 33-30 lead with 8:45 remaining in the game. Ogunbowale became the first non-kicker or punter to make a field goal since Wes Welker on October 10, 2004 (which was also my 22nd birthday).

4-8-2024 Daily Thread

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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
The date was January 6, 2024, and it was our final game of the regular season. Even though we had already clinched a playoff berth, we needed a Texans win and a Jaguars loss in order to secure the AFC South division title, and our record at Lucas Oil Stadium has never been worth bragging about. As the game began, the Colts gradually marched down the field to take a 3-0 lead… but then C.J. Stroud and Nico Collins got the ball. On our first play from scrimmage, Stroud hit Nico with a 75-yard bomb that the big-bodied receiver hauled in for a touchdown. The Texans ended up winning the game 23-19, and later that night, the Jags lost to the lowly BESFs (LOL!), handing us the division title at the last possible moment.

Weekend Thread

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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
In our AFC Wild Card playoff game against the Cleveland Browns, DeMeco Ryans (who is a stone cold badass) literally told Christian Harris exactly what to do on the next play in order to get a pick-six. DeMeco’s prediction came true as Harris watched Joe Flacco stare down Browns TE Harrison Bryant, and then jumped the route, intercepted the pass, and returned it for a touchdown to give the Texans a 38-14 lead.