Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin’ laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the highway, making money then fly way
But there’s got to be a better way
A better way, better way, yeah

I have both C.J. and Nico on my fantasy team. So basically, when you root for the Texans, you’re rooting for me too.

Don’t call it a comeback, I been here for years
I’m rockin’ my peers, puttin’ suckers in fear
Makin’ the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go BOOM!

Yordan Alvarez is from Krypton.

Morning, folks! Here’s a link to the weekly Roster Cuts & Signings Thread.

Real football is almost back, mofos! For discussion of any transactions this week, please utilize the Roster Cuts & Signings Thread.