Hi!

Happy Wednesday, mofos. How long until football season starts?

Apropos of nothing, here’s a short video about William Marshal, who was essentially the Chuck Norris of the Middle Ages. He served under five different English kings (even training Richard the Lionheart in badassery), won more medieval tournaments than anyone else in history, kept kicking ass and taking names until he was 70 years old, and is widely considered to be the greatest knight who ever lived.

Oh, and I totally have his coat of arms tattooed on my left shoulder.

Since I’ve become the admin on this site, I’ve kinda felt like it would be bad form to advertise my books. However, I’m making an exception today, because apparently Amazon is selling the paperback edition of Camelot Fallen for only $15.00 (down from the usual $17.99). So if you’re interested in reading it and you want a discount, there’s currently one available. Thanks and gig ’em.

Ya know what? 47 Ronin, starring Keanu Reeves and Hiroyuki Sanada, is a tragically underrated movie.

And now for something completely different…

Y’all… the Astros are only 4.5 games back now. Let’s friggin’ go.