It’s game day, bitches!!! Well… unless you’re reading this on Sunday. Sooo… yeah. That’s all. Carry on.

FYI, the Pregame Thread will drop at 12:00pm, and the first Game Thread will drop at 3:15pm.

I tried to figure out how to embed a poll here, but sadly, I failed miserably. Either way, I wanna find out what the general consensus is about the color of the unread comments. So please just comment (only once) with your preference:

• Hey, I like the new red!
• Ugh, go back to the blue, jerk.
• Let’s try something else, like purple.
• I don’t care / Let chaos reign.

Also, please don’t reply to anyone else’s comments on the poll, because it’ll make it harder for me to calculate. We’ll stick with whichever one gets the most comments. Mm-kay? After all, we’re all about democracy ’round these parts. #NoPolitics

Hi. It’s Thursday.

This seems appropriate for this place: Happy Peculiar People Day, ya buncha crazies!

I’m feelin’ kinda amped today. Playoffs, baby! So here’s some power metal.

PSA: Any further arguments about streaming services are hereby banned from this thread.

C.J. Stroud finished the season with 4,108 passing yards, 23 TDs, a 63.9% completion rate, and only 5 interceptions. Nico Collins had 1,297 receiving yards and 8 TDs, and he broke 100 receiving yards in five games this year. Here are his stats from those games…

09/17/2023 – Texans vs. Colts (L) – 146 yds, 1 TD (Stroud with 384 yds, 2 TDs)
10/01/2023 – Texans vs. Steelers (W) – 168 yds, 2 TDs (Stroud with 306 yds, 2 TDs)
11/26/2023 – Texans vs. Jaguars (L) – 104 yds, 1 TD (Stroud with 304 yds, 2 TDs)
12/03/2023 – Texans vs. Broncos (W) – 191 yds, 1 TD (Stroud with 274 yds, 1 TD)
01/06/2024 – Texans @ Colts (W) – 195 yds, 1 TD (Stroud with 264 yds, 2 TDs)