Wanna be a baller, shot caller,
Twenty-inch blades on the Impala,
Call her, gettin’ laid tonight,
Swisher rolled tight, got sprayed by Ike.
I hit the highway, making money the fly way,
But there’s got to be a better way!
A better way, better way, yeah.

Bryce Young (after eight games)
1,375 yards, 8 TDs, 7 INTs, 26 sacks, 77.1 rating

C.J. Stroud (after eight games)
2,270 yards, 14 TDs, 1 INT, 18 sacks, 102.9 rating

Happy Chaos Never Dies Day to all those who celebrate, especially the parents!

Okay folks, here’s a discussion question: As of today, Nico Collins has a total of 631 receiving yards and four touchdowns, averaging 78.9 yards per game; meanwhile, Tank Dell has a total of 454 receiving yards and four touchdowns, averaging 64.9 yards per game. Which one of these two will be our leading receiver (in yardage) by the end of the season? Who will have the most touchdowns?

Happy 80th birthday to Stephen Greenblatt, world-famous Shakespearean scholar and author of at least two of the books I used while obtaining my masters degree, Will in the World: How Shakespeare Became Shakespeare and Hamlet in Purgatory.