So hey, I watched Killers of the Flower Moon the other day. It’s long, but it’s really good. I also recently re-watched Alex Garland’s 2014 sci-fi masterpiece Ex Machina, which is amazing and brilliant and you should totally watch it too.

On this day in 1941, Japanese planes attacked the United States Naval Base at Pearl Harbor, killing more than 2,300 Americans and prompting our country to enter World War II. It also resulted in a bad movie starring Josh Hartnett and Ben Affleck.

Happy National Microwave Oven Day, everyone!

I won’t celebrate injuries, but it’s the Jags, so I don’t have to mourn them either. Let’s take this division.

We’re currently 12 games into the season, and Nico Collins has 991 yards and six touchdowns. He’s averaging 16.8 yards per reception, and he’s currently projected to finish the season with 1,440 receiving yards and nine touchdowns (although I’d wager he gets even more with Tank out now). Anyway, if that happened, he would have sixth best season by a Texans receiver ever…

#1 – Andre Johnson, 1598 yards, 4 TDs (2012)
#2 – Andre Johnson, 1575 yards, 8 TDs (2008)
#3 – DeAndre Hopkins, 1572 yards, 11 TDs (2018)
#4 – Andre Johnson, 1569 yards, 9 TDs (2009)
#5 – DeAndre Hopkins, 1521 yards, 11 TDs (2015)
#6 – Nico Collins, 1440 yards, 9 TDs (2023)