In 1783, exactly 240 years ago today, a 5.3 magnitude earthquake hit New Jersey.

And as evidenced by both the Giants and the Jets, it’s still a disaster up there.

Apropos of nothing, last night I went down a rabbit-hole of research into British history during the so-called Dark Ages, including archeological excavations of Anglo-Saxon and Viking artifacts, and now I just wanna re-watch The Northman.

Screw you, refs.