Happy National Cheese Doodle Day, everyone!

We may disagree on a lot ’round these parts, but after the past few days, there’s one fact that unites us all:

Every time there’s another quote or story about Caleb Williams, he seems more and more like a massive raging goat chode. Seriously, I hope he flames out worse than Ryan Leaf just for being the most arrogant, entitled, self-aggrandizing douchnozzle since THIS fucking guy.

Happy weekend, ya filthy animals.

Meh… I have nothing charming or witty to say today. Deal with it.

You’ve got the touch!!! You’ve got the power!!!

Behold, the original Houston Texans! A franchise from the short-lived World Football League, which played five home games in the Astrodome in 1975 before the owner ran out of money and sold the team to Shreveport (and they became the “Shreveport Steamer”).