Apparently September 23rd is Redhead Appreciation Day, but we’re all gentlemen here, and none of us are superficial or anything like that, so no one would dare post GIFs of, say, Christina Hendricks, Karen Gillan, Isla Fisher, Emma Stone, Jessica Rabbit, etc.

Happy Chainmail Day from your resident medievalist!

Happy 76th birthday to author, screenwriter, and all-around creepy individual Stephen King!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Schaubenfreude (n.) – The act of enjoying the sight of another team having quarterback problems.

On that note, Deshaun Watson was remarkably meh again last night, going 22/40 with two lost fumbles (one of which was run back for a TD by T.J. Watt), a pick-six, six sacks, and a passer rating of 70.3. That’s a worse stat-line than Kenny Pickett, who had a 71.8 rating. I’d like to add that C.J. Stroud is hands-down better than all four QBs that played on Monday, including Bryce Young.

“Good morning! And in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!”