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12-12-2023 Daily Thread

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These are the current AFC South standings. Kinda tight, actually…

Jaguars: 8-5-0
Colts: 7-6-0
Texans: 7-6-0
Titans: 5-8-0

I honestly don’t know what to make of any of the teams in our division. The Jags lost Christian Kirk, and Trevor Lawrence is almost certainly hobbled (probably surviving on injections to his bum ankle). He was definitely not very good this past week and lost to the exhumed corpse of Joe Flacco. The Colts are starting Gardner Minshew and just got their butts whipped by Jake Browning. As for the Texans, at this rate we’re gonna have to start pulling fans out of the stands to fill out our injury-depleted offense. And the bottom-dwelling BESFs somehow just beat Tua and the Dolphins, who have been running away with the AFC East all season. Nothing makes sense. I need a drink.

P.S. – Apologies for the missing MNF thread last night. I was at my son’s choir Christmas concert.

Postgame Thread

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Blech. Why do we always play down to competition and make crappy QBs look like Pro-Bowlers?

On the bright side, at least the Jags and Clots are both losing. Soooo… there’s that.