Happy Satyr-Day, everyone.

Here’s a fun pre-draft activity: Let’s rank all of our first round picks. Go!

2002 – David Carr
2003 – Andre Johnson
2004 – Dunta Robinson / Jason Babin
2005 – Travis Johnson
2006 – Mario Williams
2007 – Amobi Okoye
2008 – Duane Brown
2009 – Brian Cushing
2010 – Kareem Jackson
2011 – J.J. Watt
2012 – Whitney Mercilus
2013 – DeAndre Hopkins
2014 – Jadeveon Clowney
2015 – Kevin Johnson
2016 – Will Fuller V
2017 – Deshaun Watson
2019 – Tytus Howard
2022 – Derek Stingley Jr.
2023 – C. J. Stroud / Will Anderson Jr.

R.I.P. Val Kilmer.

A quick reminder that April 1st shouldn’t be the only day we fact check what we read online.

On another note, there’s this…

Happy International Hug a Medievalist Day, folks!

We’re driving up to Corsicana to celebrate my sister’s 40th birthday this weekend.