So hey, I watched Killers of the Flower Moon the other day. It’s long, but it’s really good. I also recently re-watched Alex Garland’s 2014 sci-fi masterpiece Ex Machina, which is amazing and brilliant and you should totally watch it too.

On this day in 1941, Japanese planes attacked the United States Naval Base at Pearl Harbor, killing more than 2,300 Americans and prompting our country to enter World War II. It also resulted in a bad movie starring Josh Hartnett and Ben Affleck.

Happy National Microwave Oven Day, everyone!

I won’t celebrate injuries, but it’s the Jags, so I don’t have to mourn them either. Let’s take this division.