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Postgame Thread

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It’s official: We still own the Jags in their home stadium.

C.J. Stroud once again proved that he is far-and-away the best rookie QB in the league. For the third week in a row, our running game has been virtually nonexistent, yet C.J. is still ballin’. Tank Dell and Nico Collins both continue to be BAMF’s, which is a great sign for the future. We got to see a friggin’ fullback run a muffed kickoff all the way back for an 85-yard touchdown (which has to be some kind of record). And DeMeco must have had one hell of a convo with the defense after last week, because that was a vastly better effort.

This is our first victory thread of the season, ladies and gents. Let’s get crunk!

Weekend Thread

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Apparently September 23rd is Redhead Appreciation Day, but we’re all gentlemen here, and none of us are superficial or anything like that, so no one would dare post GIFs of, say, Christina Hendricks, Karen Gillan, Isla Fisher, Emma Stone, Jessica Rabbit, etc.