On this date in 1836, Sam Houston was elected as the first president of the Republic of Texas.

Happy Labor Day, everyone!

College football finally begins today, mofos. Get excited.

Happy National Chianti Day from your favorite connoisseur.

Boom shaka laka.

Happy National Toasted Marshmallow Day, everyone.

Final roster cuts are supposed to be done today by 3:00pm, so there’s obviously gonna be a lot of random announcements all morning long. As such, lets try to keep the embedded tweets (x’s?) to a minimum. Otherwise the whole thread is gonna be bogged down and take forever to load. Just write the news out instead, and maybe start posting tweets (x’s?) again when the 53-man roster drops.

Well, the Texans won their final preseason game, and my kids finally go back to school today. Woo hoo!

Howdy, folks! Preseason game thread drops at 6:45pm on Sunday.