Texans fans, every day until Slowik is fired:

Ralph Fiennes as Odysseus? Sign me up!

We’ll be celebrating my mother-in-law’s 70th birthday this weekend.

Nico, Nico newwwwwws, I wanna hear some Nico news!

(to the tune of “Macho Man” by the Village People)

Okay, guys… we all know what today is. Let’s just keep that whole discussion off this blog.

In other news, last night my wife bought a brand new 2024 Volkswagen Atlas. Does anyone else have one?