Day 3 is upon us.

Here’s the daily thread.

We’ll see how the afternoon goes. There might be a Part II around 4:00 p.m.

I have three different Breaking News articles prepared: Bienemy, Eberflus, and Frazier. So it’ll be Caldwell or Frankie McToolbelt from Central Idaho of course. Hold me.

I think each of you should begin preparing your spouse or significant other, or Boyce tell your pet parakeet, just go ahead and sit them down or get close to the bird cage and explain to them that there’s no easy way to say this but…it’s just time to start stocking the nuclear bomb shelter with provisions and gather whatever books and board games you want to have for the next 25 years. There’s no way this ends well for any of us. I can see the flash of light in the far distance along the horizon. It’s…glorious.

Enjoy the weekend! There’ll be a playoff game thread that posts on Sunday at 5:00 a.m. CT for Sunday’s Conference Championship games. First game will be a 2:05 p.m CT kickoff for Bucs vs. Packers, and I think one thread will be enough for that game and the Bills vs. Chiefs game at 5:40 p.m. CT. If not, I can make a new thread for the 2nd game if necessary.

TGIF.

This’ll be the final thread for the rest of the day.

Here’s today’s daily thread. Enjoy!

This will wrap up the day.

Recap of yesterday’s events: Patrick Storm and Texans Thoughts both decided to more or less stop caring for now, but I scooped them both because I did it first. Deshaun tweeted song lyrics…again. If the Browns are the Factory of Sadness, then the Texans are the Gulf Coast Port of Despair. Good times. /this is fine .gif