It’s the weekend. Ladies & Gentlemen, I present to you Mr. Bill McClintock, the undisputed King of Mashups. He has an ear for mashing songs up. Have a fun, safe weekend everyone.

Bill has a long list of excellent mashups. The Quiet Riot & Kool and The Gang mashup is another catchy mashup on his playlist. Below is some RATT & Marvin Gaye.. Also: Bob Marley & Billy Idol. It’s weird but it works.

Texans, Astros, and Rockets outclassed in one horrific Houston Sports Teams night. And it’s now the 9/11 anniversary, too. Onward and upward.

Like Rockets, Texans’ ‘alternative’ offense exposed against superior competition
By John Crumpler, TexansWire.com

Excerpt from the article: The Houston Texans opened an early lead on Thursday night, carrying a 7-0 advantage over the reigning Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs into the second quarter.

Compliments regarding a seemingly rejuvenated David Johnson and schematics by new defensive coordinator Anthony Weaver flooded the Twitterverse. Needless to say, for any fans who watched the whole game rather than glancing at the final box score of 34-20, nothing else went their way during the season opener. The Texans were outclassed.

What’s your take on what goes down tonight in K.C.? Are you drunk with hype, or sober with concerns. What about the reg season and playoffs: Will the Texans stay atop the AFCS? It starts…HERE. TODAY.

In separate interviews, Chiefs defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo and Chiefs safety Tyrann Mathieu share a similar viewpoint about not taking the Texans’ new receiving corps lightly. One more day…

Chiefs defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo talks Texans, Breeland, and tackling at Sept. 7 press conference (Video)
By KansasCity.com

Kansas City Chiefs defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo talked with reporters about the Houston Texans’ new wide receivers, filling in for Bashaud Breeland, and defending the running game during a Zoom press conference on Monday, Sept. 7, 2020.

Spagnuolo: “The biggest challenge is probably that we really don’t know who the go-to guy is. We know what Fuller’s like, and Cooks they add to the mix. I’ve always felt Randall Cobb is a good football player. And you know, we don’t…without any film to go off of…not really sure where they’re headed in terms of what they’re going to put out there, but we’re going to have to figure it out quick. That’s part of the chess game in the first game of the season.”

Tyrann Mathieu says Texans’ new receiving corps has ‘ability to wreck a football game’
By Mark Lane, TexansWire

Excerpt from the article: Houston’s philosophy in 2020 is to surround quarterback Deshaun Watson with speedy talent in receivers Will Fuller, Kenny Stills, Randall Cobb, and Brandin Cooks and allow the two-time Pro Bowler to find the open man.

“They’re still a talented group,” Mathieu told Kansas City media on Sept. 7. “I think with or without DeAndre, I think they have the ability to wreck a football game. There’s still a lot of speed out there.”

As training camp neared, Mathieu said that Fuller was the toughest matchup he faced last year. But it is Cobb, who the Texans signed in free agency shortly after trading Hopkins, that has Mathieu’s attention.

Tick tock. Tick tock. Clock is counting down to Game Day. The Texans are keeping an eye on a 3rd QB. The first Texans injury report for the reg season: WR Brandin Cooks limited (quad).

The Texans are keeping an eye on a third quarterback
By Mark Lane, TexansWire

Excerpt from article: Coach and general manager Bill O’Brien acknowledged the club is evaluating the third quarterback spot and could bring in someone, maybe even McGough.

“We certainly are looking at the quarterback market and what’s out there,” O’Brien said. “Alex is definitely on that list. We’ve had a great experience with Alex. Really hardworking guy. So, we’ll see what happens here after the game.”

Texans-Chiefs Monday injury report: WR Brandin Cooks limited
By Mark Lane, TexansWire

Excerpt from article: The Houston Texans released their first injury report of the season ahead of their Thursday matchup with the Kansas City Chiefs at Arrowhead Stadium.

The Texans had two players limited with hamstring injuries while receiver Brandin Cooks was listed with a quad issue. All five of the Texans’ players on the injury report had limited participation in practice.

72’ish hours until GAME DAY. Watson gets the extension we hoped for all off-season! What are your thoughts on the roster? How about 2 former Texans finding their way to Kliff’s Cardinals? No QB on the Practice Squad?? And, we’re technically at 54 instead of 53 on the roster–Update 4:00pm: Gareon Conley IR’d (ankle), roster now officially at 53.

Given the potential of players to contract the virus, the NFL further expanded the practice squad to 16 players, including eight total veterans, according to Sporting News’ Tadd Haislop.

As of about midnight, Sept. 6th, 2020, Houston has 14 players on the PS. This leaves the door open for BoB to add 2 more players. Will a PS QB be added, and will it be McGough or perhaps another QB BoB and Tim Kelly might have in mind? Who would you pencil into slots 15 and 16 for the PS?

53-man roster deadline: 3 p.m. Central Time. If you see a cut or a PS assignment, make a comment and link it or embed it. We’ll be tracking the cuts, and later on the Practice Squad roster. It’s all so very exciting, isn’t it?

53-man NFL rosters have to be set by 3 p.m. Central Time on Saturday. Take a look back at Hoss and Agent’s Roster Predictions (Offense) and Roster Predictions (Defense), and come up with your own predictions in today’s comments!

Texans haven’t made many cuts as of Thursday evening. Notable cuts include Alex McGough, which the TexansChat Voltron known as AgentHoss predicted would be a cut. However, AgentHoss predicted Albert Huggins would make the team but he was cut the same day as McGough.

The Voltron crew had PJ Hall as a possible PS/IR , so maybe PJ Hall makes it as the 7th man on the DL in the 7th place spot they had slotted for Huggins??

As it stands, the dynamic duo have a record of 1 win and 1 loss on their predictions for the 2020 Texans roster.

Texans scrimmaged Wednesday night, and have a practice Thursday before an off day on Friday. Fantasy Football Talk: Can David Johnson crack 1,000 yards rushing?

Deshaun Watson, Texans “let loose” 1 week before start of season
By Drew Dougherty, Texans TV Host

Excerpt from the article: It’s for real a week from Thursday night, and Deshaun Watson is enthused by what was accomplished in one of the Texans’ final tuneups.

He and the Texans scrimmaged Wednesday night inside NRG Stadium, and the quarterback said the evening was a success.

“It went well,” Watson said. “We’re getting the details finished up exactly of training camp and things like that. The beauty of it, everyone came out healthy. We all came out healthy and scrimmaged was well, got some good competitive plays in a setting where we have to get used to, especially for our home games, so it was nice to be able to get on the field and just kind of let loose.”

Watson and the Texans will have a practice on Thursday, and be off Friday. All NFL rosters have to get trimmed down to 53 players by 3 p.m. CT on Saturday.

Can Texans RB David Johnson crack 1,000 yards rushing?
By Mark Lane, TexansWire

Excerpt from the article: For fantasy football players, what they want to know is how effective Johnson can be in an offense where he is one of many weapons, not the bell cow as he was in 2016. Will Johnson even get the chance to cross the 1,000-yard rushing mark, a feat he has not replicated since 2016?

According to TheHuddle.com, Johnson is projected to have 950 rushing yards and seven rushing touchdowns, which isn’t so bad. However, the former All-Pro is projected to have just 19 catches for 160 yards and a touchdown. Johnson would produce 159 fantasy points for the whole season, the 27th-most in the NFL.

What could be Johnson’s saving grace, and perhaps that of his fantasy owners, is playing behind the Texans’ offensive line, which is returning the same five starters for the first time since 2011.

Jeremy Chua of ClutchPoints.com details each of the 3 contenders and also provides his #1 contender to dethrone the Texans in the AFC South. Also: TexansUnfiltered.com’s Jair Lopez dives deep into the fascinating connection between Bruce Arians and recent Texans RBs.

The biggest threat to the Texans atop the AFC South
By Jeremy Chua, ClutchPoints.com

Can you guess which AFCS team Jeremy Chua thinks is the top threat to dethrone the Texans in 2020? Read or view the full article. Hint: It ain’t the Jaguars!

Excerpt from the article: The AFC South turned out to be one of the most competitive divisions during the 2019 season. Even though the top seed Houston Texans only notched a 10-win record, the fourth-place Jacksonville Jaguars were not too far behind and grabbed six wins of their own. The margins between the teams were rather slim and every squad can eventually overtake their division rivals after a single offseason.

Studying Bruce Arians’ Impact Over Houston Texans Personnel
By Jair Lopez, TexansUnfiltered.com

Excerpt from the article: The Houston Texans have put together an interesting core of players in the last two offseasons that have an interesting common denominator, Bruce Arians and the Arizona Cardinals.

There must be something that Houston likes from Arians and his coaching staff since Houston have several former players that have ties to Arians’ coaching staff. O’Brien has taken a total of four running backs that came from Bruce Arians’ coaching tree.

So acquiring Hyde and Johnson wasn’t a surprise after Houston had shown interest in Arians and Kitchens’ running backs in the past when they brought in Andre Ellington towards the end of the 2017 season. Ellington wasn’t put in the best position to succeed with a short amount of time to learn the offense and Deshaun Watson already lost for the remainder of his rookie season due to an ACL injury.