If you haven’t seen Sinners with Michael B. Jordan, you totally should. It’s a kickass movie.

Last night it was reported that Denis Villeneuve will direct the next James Bond movie, which sounds pretty friggin’ awesome. However, I’ve decided that I want to see a Bond movie where all the characters are played by Muppets, except for the villain, who is played by Matt Berry. Kermit is Bond, Fozzie is Felix Leiter, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is Q, Miss Piggy is Moneypenny, and the Swedish Chef is M.

Howdy.

“Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays!”

Boom shaka laka.

A Dream Is All We Know by the Lemon Twigs is a kickass album. That is all. Carry on.