Apropos of nothing, here’s a new movie about Frank Grillo shooting werewolves with a gatling gun.

Happy Endless Leftovers Day!

I’m sure most of us will be busy with family and food today, but if anyone wants to hang around to talk about the Thanksgiving football games, feel free to just do it here on the daily thread. I’m not gonna bother making individual game threads. Gobble gobble!

Okay… I’m not going to lay down some sort of mandate, but I will simply make a suggestion: Just for today, let’s just… not. Ya know? What can we say that hasn’t already been said 1,000 times? Yes, that was a pathetic and embarrassing loss. Yes, we all want Slowik and Strausser fired, like, yesterday. Yes, there are multiple other teams who have less talent on their offensive line, less talent at receiver, and less talent at quarterback, yet who still have a more functional passing game. Yes, we’ll likely win our shitty division and go nowhere in the playoffs (again). But let’s talk about something less depressing today. For instance, my stepson has recently started eating toast a lot, except he puts the toaster on the lowest possible setting and then spreads nothing on the toast. It’s essentially just dry, warmed-up bread… which is fine, but it’s still weird.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Apparently Jones was playing corner/safety in practice.