Hey folks, the draft for the Nic Cage Memorial League will be on Sunday, September 1 @ 8:00pm CDT.

My nieces got baptized yesterday, and my wife and I are the godparents. So, obviously, I’m practicing my impression.

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Michelangelo is a party dude.

Monday, Monday…

Real football grows ever closer. I can taste it…

It’s gameday, mofos!