If you’re having a bad day, crank this up and roll the car windows down.

Jags lose.
BESFs lose.
Clots lose.
Texans win the division.

All is right with the world.

Apropos of nothing, here’s The Darkness!

Happy Friday the 13th!

Wednesday in Spanish is Miércoles, which (instead of referring to the Germanic god Woden) refers to the Roman god Mercury.