Real football is almost back, mofos! For discussion of any transactions this week, please utilize the Roster Cuts & Signings Thread.

Tag Team, back again
Check it to wreck it, let’s begin
Party on, party people, let me hear some noise
DC’s in the house, jump, jump, rejoice
Says there’s a party over here, a party over there
Wave your hands in the air, shake the derrière
These three words mean you’re gettin’ busy
Whoomp! There it is! Hit me!

Hey folks, the draft for the Nic Cage Memorial League will be on Sunday, September 1 @ 8:00pm CDT.

My nieces got baptized yesterday, and my wife and I are the godparents. So, obviously, I’m practicing my impression.

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
Raphael is cool but rude.
Michelangelo is a party dude.