One year ago today, I was marrying the woman of my dreams. Yes folks, today is our first anniversary. I mean… I suppose there’s probably some football-related stuff happening as well, but none of that matters nearly as much.

Finally…

Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind. Up in here. Up in here.

Hi! It’s Thursday! Get excited!

Meanwhile, in other news…

Today is 6-4, which is also the listed height for several Texans players, including:

• Will Anderson, Jr.
• Nico Collins
• Davis Mills
• Jarrett Patterson
• Cade Stover

Maybe if we wish the God of Thunder a happy Thor’s-Day, all these bad storms will stop…