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Weekend Thread

May 25, 2024 by Texans Chat

Okay, I realize the season is almost over, but I’m gonna start posting a generic UFL game thread each weekend, and y’all can just use that if you’re watching any of the four games. It drops this morning at 10:45am. Later, taters!

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5-24-2024 Daily Thread

May 24, 2024 by Texans Chat

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5-23-2024 Daily Thread

May 23, 2024 by Texans Chat

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5-22-2024 Daily Thread

May 22, 2024 by Texans Chat

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5-21-2024 Daily Thread

May 21, 2024 by Texans Chat

Boom shaka laka.

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5-20-2024 Daily Thread

May 20, 2024 by Texans Chat

Last night, for the first time in a while, I watched The Rock. Good lord, it’s such a kickass movie.

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Weekend Thread

May 18, 2024 by Texans Chat

Happy weekend, mofos.

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5-17-2024 Daily Thread

May 17, 2024 by Texans Chat

Slash’s new blues covers album, Orgy of the Damned, comes out today. Here’s the first single…

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5-16-2024 Daily Thread

May 16, 2024 by Texans Chat

Game-by-game predictions from your resident sunshine-pumper…

Texans @ Colts – Whatever. We own the AFC South. Suck it, Clots. I’m calling a narrow win.
Bears @ Texans – Caleb Williams is all hype. DeMeco will show him what NFL defenses are like. Win.
Texans @ Vikings – Will it be Sam Darnold or… [checks notes]… J.J. McCarthy? Who cares? Win.
Jags @ Texans – Screw the Jags. Trevor “Easter Island Head” Lawrence is a mid. In our house? Win.
Bills @ Texans – Meh, we’ve gotta lose at some point. Might as well be to Josh Allen. Loss.
Texans @ Pats – Oh my god, I love watching the Pats suck. Their roster is hot steaming garbage. Win.
Texans @ Packers – I’ll give it to Jordan Love and the Packers. They’ve defied expectations. Loss.
Colts @ Texans – Anthony Richardson will be injured by this point. Blowout win.
Texans @ Jets – I’m not scared of the crazy, over-the-hill, unvaccinated corpse of Aaron Rodgers. Win.
Lions @ Texans – The Lions were one game away from the Super Bowl last year. I’ll give it to ’em. Loss.
Texans @ Cowboys – America’s Team, huh? Oh, Jerruh. We’re gonna embarrass y’all. Win.
Titans @ Texans – Will Levis isn’t terrible, but he’s easily the worst QB in our division. Win.
Texans @ Jags – By this point in the season, our offense will have reached nigh superhuman levels. Win.
Bye
Dolphins @ Texans – The Dolphins are good, but not that good. I’m calling a narrow win.
Texans @ Chiefs – Nope, not again. This is the year we finally break through and beat Kermit. Win.
Ravens @ Texans – Ugh, stupid Lamar Jackson. I don’t think we have him solved yet. Heartbreaking Loss.
Texans @ Titans – Hey, remember when we beat these clowns with Case Keenum? Ha! Win.

That’s a 13-4 record, mofos. Bring it on.

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5-15-2024 Daily Thread

May 15, 2024 by Texans Chat

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