Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
Soooo… this happened.

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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
Soooo… this happened.
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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
With Ka’imi Fairbairn sidelined due to injury and the Texans locked in a tight game with the Bucs, the stage was set for third-string RB Dare Ogunbowale, who nailed a tiebreaking 29-yard field goal to give the Texans a 33-30 lead with 8:45 remaining in the game. Ogunbowale became the first non-kicker or punter to make a field goal since Wes Welker on October 10, 2004 (which was also my 22nd birthday).
What is even happening in this game 🤯 pic.twitter.com/7Ynjfmplt1
— Houston Texans (@HoustonTexans) November 5, 2023
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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
The date was January 6, 2024, and it was our final game of the regular season. Even though we had already clinched a playoff berth, we needed a Texans win and a Jaguars loss in order to secure the AFC South division title, and our record at Lucas Oil Stadium has never been worth bragging about. As the game began, the Colts gradually marched down the field to take a 3-0 lead… but then C.J. Stroud and Nico Collins got the ball. On our first play from scrimmage, Stroud hit Nico with a 75-yard bomb that the big-bodied receiver hauled in for a touchdown. The Texans ended up winning the game 23-19, and later that night, the Jags lost to the lowly BESFs (LOL!), handing us the division title at the last possible moment.
LET IT FLY 🚀 pic.twitter.com/AFIdqfxJRx
— Houston Texans (@HoustonTexans) January 7, 2024
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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
In our AFC Wild Card playoff game against the Cleveland Browns, DeMeco Ryans (who is a stone cold badass) literally told Christian Harris exactly what to do on the next play in order to get a pick-six. DeMeco’s prediction came true as Harris watched Joe Flacco stare down Browns TE Harrison Bryant, and then jumped the route, intercepted the pass, and returned it for a touchdown to give the Texans a 38-14 lead.
Demeco Ryans literally gave Christian Harris the script!
— Patrick Storm (@PatrickStormHTX) January 17, 2024
Insane! pic.twitter.com/7l5hFsTzeI
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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
On September 14, 2023, at an away game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, fullback Andrew Beck muffed a Jaguars kickoff at the 10-yard line. However, Beck scooped up the muffed kick off, juked twice and made three defenders miss in the process, sprinting for the sideline while stiff-arming cornerback Tre Herndon. While running for the endzone, Beck high-stepped over diving attempts by kicker Brandon McManus and running back D’Ernest Johnson on his route to giving the Texans a 24-10 lead, thereby proving that fullbacks are indeed people too.
ANDREW BECK WHAT 🤯 pic.twitter.com/myxIChnNsd
— Houston Texans (@HoustonTexans) September 24, 2023
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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
On October 15, 2023, in a home game against the New Orleans Saints, C.J. Stroud finally threw his first NFL interception, after a record streak of 192 pass attempts without one. Fortunately, that interception ended up being pretty meaningless, since the Saints fumbled on the same play and the Texans recovered for a first down. The drive ended with a TD to Dalton Schultz, and we went on to win the game 20-13.
Not a bad outcome for your first career interception 😅
— NFL (@NFL) October 15, 2023
📺: #NOvsHOU on FOX
📱: Stream on #NFLPlus https://t.co/B4mQvLOt8O pic.twitter.com/TIHVebjn7h
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Crazy Stories of the Texans’ 2023 Season:
C.J. Stroud’s first ever NFL pass is a completion to himself.
C.J. Stroud completes his first NFL pass attempt… to C.J. Stroud. pic.twitter.com/kk0IME3BVt
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) September 10, 2023
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Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day, my fellow degenerates!
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It’s April Fool’s Day, so… like… remember to fact-check shit. We all know sports Twitter is gonna be insufferable.
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And now, today’s Forgotten Texans Draft Pick…
MARTINAS RANKIN:
The Houston Texans selected Mississippi State OT Martinas Rankin with their third-round pick (80th overall) in the 2018 NFL draft. In an instance of dark irony, the pick we used to draft Rankin was acquired in the trade that sent perennial Pro-Bowler Duane Brown to the Seahawks. Rankin injured his foot during training camp, although he ended up playing in all 16 games (with four starts) his rookie year. Prior to the 2019 season, the Texans traded Rankin to the Chiefs for RB Carlos Hyde. The majority of his two year stint with the Chiefs was spent on IR, and he was finally waived on June 17, 2021. He now runs 7Four Trench Academy, teaching fundamentals to young offensive linemen.