And now, today’s Forgotten Texans Draft Pick…

BRAXTON MILLER:
The Houston Texans selected Ohio State QB/WR Braxton Miller with their third-round pick (85th overall) in the 2016 NFL draft. He was theoretically considered sort of a “Swiss Army knife” type player due to his versatility and athleticism, and he began the season as our #3 receiver behind DeAndre Hopkins and Will Fuller. However, he was rarely utilized (he and Bill O’Brien famously did not get along) and his stats were pretty pedestrian, with only 15 receptions on 29 targets, and then he broke his shoulder toward the end of the year. His next season was similarly mediocre, and he was waived by the Texans on September 1, 2018. Miller had short stints with the Eagles, Browns, and Panthers, but never played another NFL snap. Now that he’s retired, he runs The Braxton Miller Foundation, which puts on STEM and sports camps for kids.

And now, today’s Forgotten Texans Draft Pick…

SAM MONTGOMERY:
The Houston Texans selected LSU DE Sam Montgomery with their third-round pick (95th overall) in the 2013 NFL draft. However, before he ever had a chance to take the field, Montgomery was cut by the Texans (along with RB Cierre Wood and LB Willie Jefferson) for allegedly smoking pot while at the team hotel in Kansas City. The following game ended up being our fifth consecutive loss in a season where we went 2-14, leading to us parting ways with both Matt Schaub and Gary Kubiak. Montgomery briefly signed with the Raiders and the Bengals, but he never played a single snap in his exceedingly short NFL career. He then tried for a career in the CFL, but he never played a single snap for them either.

And now, today’s Forgotten Texans Draft Pick…

KEVIN JOHNSON:
The Houston Texans selected Wake Forest CB Kevin Johnson with their first-round pick (16th overall) in the 2015 NFL draft. He was selected just ahead of DE Arik Armstead and CB Marcus Peters, which is pretty hilarious in retrospect. Johnson had a promising rookie campaign as our third CB behind Johnathan Joseph and Kareem Jackson, but then he broke his foot in the 2016 season leading to the emergence of A.J. Bouye. Johnson got injured again in 2017, missing several games with a sprained MCL, and in 2018 he went on IR with a concussion. After the Texans released him on March 5, 2019, he bounced around with a few other teams until finally retiring on June 4, 2021.

In honor of Tolkien Reading Day, here’s the original trailer for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

TEXANS FREE AGENCY SUMMARY
(special thanks to Jeremy, whose username I forgot)

Key Returning Players:

• Dalton Schultz – Signed to be the starting U-TE at top-4 AAV contract in the league. Effectively a two-year deal.
• Ka’imi Fairbairn – Top-4 kicker contract. Accurate, clutch kicker who wins games when available.
• Noah Brown – Currently WR3 to split time with Metchie. Hopefully they bring in competition in the draft.

Other Re-Signings:

• Desmond King – Should have competition from Mike Ford and a draft pick to “start” at slot corner. Capable PR/KR when needed.
• Eric Murray – Safety depth and STs, not guaranteed a roster spot.
• Khalil Davis – Short-armed 3-technique who flashed at times in 2023. Competing for a role with veterans and likely a draft pick.
• Charlie Heck – Re-signed to compete at swing tackle.
• Kris Boyd – STs, slot corner depth.

High-End Acquisitions:

• Danielle Hunter – Potentially best player on the defense, makes edge position top of the league.
• Azeez Al-Shaair – Back at home playing Mike for DeMeco. Tried to sign him last year. He should shine playing next to Harris.
• Joe Mixon – Step up from Devin Singletary. A good pass catcher and hard-nosed, durable runner.
• Denico Autry – Will back-up the edge and rush from the interior on 3rd downs.
• Foley Fatukasi – Should start at Right DT. Big 1i.
• Tommy Townsend – Significantly younger punter than Cam Johnston who shouldn’t be a step back.

Other Additions:

• Tim Settle – In the tackle rotation likely backing up Foley and maybe entering in short-yardage situations next to him. Has flashed, but has not played a lot of snaps the last few years.
• Jeff Okudah – Low floor, decent upside attempt to address CB2. One-year deal with hope that DeMeco can get more out of him.
• Mario Edwards – Big journeyman DE who looks like he can step inside as a rotational D-lineman.
• Del’Shawn Phillips – STs standout who will provide LB depth.
• Mike Ford – 9 STs tackles in 2023 and slot CB depth.
• Lonnie Johnson – STs and safety depth.
• David Sharpe – Low commitment tackle depth signing.

Happy National Stretch Mark Day from your local middle-aged overweight guy!