Meh… I have nothing charming or witty to say today. Deal with it.

You’ve got the touch!!! You’ve got the power!!!

Behold, the original Houston Texans! A franchise from the short-lived World Football League, which played five home games in the Astrodome in 1975 before the owner ran out of money and sold the team to Shreveport (and they became the “Shreveport Steamer”).

Feel that? That’s Friday, bitches.

Will Saquon Barkley sign with the Texans?

Franchise tags start dropping today. Prepare for passive aggressive statements from players and coaches!