Preseason is finally upon us, folks.

Well Texans fans, there’s only one day left until our first preseason game. Start drinkin’ that Battle Red Kool-Aid, mofos. If you had to pick one player who you’re most excited to see on the field tomorrow night (other than C.J. Stroud), who would it be?

Happy National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day to all those who celebrate.

This article came out a week ago, but I just saw it last night…

Well folks, now that training camp has started, C.J. Stroud and Will Anderson are both looking as good as advertised, and the hype machine is rolling, I thought this might be a good time to share the ultimate motivational speech:

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