Well, tonight we’re going out with some friends to drink wine and watch Much Ado About Nothing at the Houston Shakespeare Festival at Miller Outdoor Theater. As such, I thought I’d list my Top Five Favorite Shakespeare Film Adaptations:

#1 – Much Ado About Nothing (1993), starring Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson
#2 – Macbeth (2015), starring Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard
#3 – Henry V (2012), from BBC’s The Hollow Crown, starring Tom Hiddleston
#4 – Hamlet (1990), starring Mel Gibson, Glenn Close, and Helena Bonham Carter
#5 – Coriolanus (2011), starring Ralph Fiennes and Gerard Butler

On a related note, here’s an old Andy Griffith comedy bit about Romeo & Juliet:

Everyone blame Nash for the Astros’ horrible performance against the Rangers last night. It’s his fault. He jinxed it.

TRAINING CAMP STARTS TODAY!!! GET EXCITED!!!

Happy 52nd birthday to Astros legend Billy Wagner!

The Tennessee Titans and the ghost of Bud Adams can go f@#% themselves.

But on a brighter note, training camp starts this week! So here’s a hype video:

Hey, happy Legal Drinking Age Day, everyone! In honor of this obviously well-known holiday, I’d like to tell you all the story of my first real drink: When I turned 21, my parents drove up to Texas A&M to take me to dinner, and my dad brought a bottle of scotch with him. You see, my grandpa (my dad’s dad) died when I was only four years old, and when he died someone in the family bought that scotch. Also, the same week I turned 21, my grandpa would have turned 65. So that night, my dad and I opened up that bottle for the first time and drank to my grandpa.

And yes, I did wait until I was 21. Soooo… anyone else have a good first drink story?

Boom shaka laka.

Well, training camp for the Texans begins one week from today. Sooo…