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1-8-2024 Daily Thread

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C.J. Stroud finished the season with 4,108 passing yards, 23 TDs, a 63.9% completion rate, and only 5 interceptions. Nico Collins had 1,297 receiving yards and 8 TDs, and he broke 100 receiving yards in five games this year. Here are his stats from those games…

09/17/2023 – Texans vs. Colts (L) – 146 yds, 1 TD (Stroud with 384 yds, 2 TDs)
10/01/2023 – Texans vs. Steelers (W) – 168 yds, 2 TDs (Stroud with 306 yds, 2 TDs)
11/26/2023 – Texans vs. Jaguars (L) – 104 yds, 1 TD (Stroud with 304 yds, 2 TDs)
12/03/2023 – Texans vs. Broncos (W) – 191 yds, 1 TD (Stroud with 274 yds, 1 TD)
01/06/2024 – Texans @ Colts (W) – 195 yds, 1 TD (Stroud with 264 yds, 2 TDs)

1-3-2024 Daily Thread

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What’s on your wish list for the draft this year? We’re already got the two marquee positions — quarterback and edge rusher — locked up, so what positions do you think Nick and DeMeco should target? I’d say coverage linebacker, interior lineman, another deep threat receiver, a legit backup quarterback, a tight end who can actually block, and maybe another running back.

1-2-2024 Daily Thread

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As we enter 2024, here are a few things to be thankful for:

  • C.J. Stroud is our motherf***in’ quarterback.
  • DeMeco Ryans is our motherf***in’ coach.
  • Will Anderson, Jr. is the motherf***in’ Terminator.
  • No matter what happens on Saturday, the Texans are guaranteed a winning record.
  • After three garbage seasons, the Texans are one win away from the playoffs.
  • The BESFs will 100% be at home crying into their fake Oilers jerseys.
  • For the third year in a row, Alabama will NOT win the CFB Championship.
  • The Roughnecks are coming back in March.
  • Deadpool 3 comes out this summer.
  • Oh, and remember when a lot of people said that trading DeAndre Hopkins to the Cardinals for the corpse of David Johnson was one of the worst trades of all time? Well, I think the Browns trading for Deshaun Watson may have taken that title.

1-1-2024 Daily Thread

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Happy New Year! I’d like to give a big shout-out to the Texans’ defensive line, who finished the game yesterday with six sacks (two by Will Anderson, who just came back from injury), eight TFLs, 12 QB hits, a forced fumble, a scoop-and-score, and only gave up 53 total rush yards.