Happy National Chucky the Notorious Killer Doll Day, to all those who celebrate.

Well… I guess we can devote all our fandom to football now. Go Texans!

Here’s hoping the Astros actually remember how to hit at Minute Maid tonight…

Apropos of nothing, here’s a symphonic metal cover of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”

The Houston Astros:

It’s the Jags against the Saints tonight, so just for now… WHO DAT?

Happy National Mashed Potato Day, everybody, from me and Richard Dreyfuss!

I don’t think I’ll be posting any more Astros game threads. It appears to be bad luck…

Can we just talk for a second about how great it is to have Cameron Johnston back? Aside from that backup punter of ours being a total dumpster fire, Johnston pinned the Saints really deep a couple of times this week. He was nails.

Woo hoo, it’s the weekend!!!