Well… it’s Friday the 13th, folks.

Wait… tonight’s game is Broncos vs. Chiefs? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it’s gonna be a bloodbath!

Happy National Pet Obesity Day, to all those who celebrate!

Today is my 41st birthday. I will accept cash, real estate, adulation, or an Astros victory. Thank you.

We’ve got more rookie snaps than anyone. We’re still building. We’re still growing. It’s gonna be okay.

Well, the Bears finally won a game last night, on the same day that Bears legend Dick Butkus died.

There’s something weirdly poetic about that… or maybe there’s not… I don’t know.

Okay, I really will post the Thursday Night Football thread on time tonight… I promise… probably… maybe.

On this day in 1582, the modern (Gregorian) calendar went into effect after an edict by Pope Gregory XIII.

For those of you who gave me a hard time when I asked about favorite beers, happy World Temperance Day.