Happy National Mashed Potato Day, everybody, from me and Richard Dreyfuss!

I don’t think I’ll be posting any more Astros game threads. It appears to be bad luck…

Can we just talk for a second about how great it is to have Cameron Johnston back? Aside from that backup punter of ours being a total dumpster fire, Johnston pinned the Saints really deep a couple of times this week. He was nails.

Woo hoo, it’s the weekend!!!

Well… it’s Friday the 13th, folks.

Wait… tonight’s game is Broncos vs. Chiefs? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it’s gonna be a bloodbath!

Happy National Pet Obesity Day, to all those who celebrate!

Today is my 41st birthday. I will accept cash, real estate, adulation, or an Astros victory. Thank you.

We’ve got more rookie snaps than anyone. We’re still building. We’re still growing. It’s gonna be okay.