Remember, remember the… 3rd of November?

On this day in 1083, Matilda of Flanders died. She was the wife of William the Conqueror, the first Norman king of England.

Well apparently today is National Author’s Day. So… ya know… if you happen to know any authors, feel free to go online and buy a few copies of their novels. They might even make pretty good Christmas gifts… allegedly… so I’ve heard.

[shameless promotion self-rec]

Here are my thoughts on yesterday’s debacle:

I can’t think of anything clever to write today. Deal with it.

Meanwhile, in college football news…

Only three more days until gameday, mofos! Get excited!

Happy National Chucky the Notorious Killer Doll Day, to all those who celebrate.