Dang, today is getting nuts already. Tonight can’t get here fast enough…

Okay, here’s the deal. Round 1 is tonight, and it’s obviously going to generate the most discussion (especially since we have two picks). So here’s what we’re gonna do. The “Round 1 Thread” will be the primary draft thread. As soon as our picks are made, I will post separate new threads specifically to discuss those players (i.e. a C.J. Stroud thread, a Will Anderson thread, a Hingle McCringleberry thread, whatever). Discussion of those picks should move there, while the main thread stays with general draft talk. Also, please refrain from embedding tweets during the draft, since those threads will likely be a very busy and we don’t want to bog things down. Finally, please don’t spoil any of the picks prior to the broadcast announcements.

The thread for the first round of the draft will post at 6:00pm. Catch y’all on the flip side.

Well folks, it’s almost Draft Day…

Happy “Perfect Date” Day from Miss Congeniality.

“What’s bullshit, Mr. Quaid? That you’re having a paranoid episode triggered by acute neuro-chemical trauma? Or that you’re really an invincible secret agent from Mars who’s the victim of an interplanetary conspiracy to make him think he’s a lowly construction worker?”

I’ve got a busy day this Saturday, so I won’t be around much. My fiancée is having her bridal shower and her bachelorette party today/tonight, so my dad and I will be chasing around five boys (my two sons, my fiancée’s son, and my sister’s two boys) all day. So please pray for our sanity.

Oh, and a Roughnecks game thread is schedule to post on Sunday afternoon.

Happy Friday! Less than a week to go until the draft, so we can be done with the baseless clickbait. Yay!

In honor of today being 4/20, I was going to make a list of my Top Five Favorite Stoner Movies. However, I quickly realized that the only ones I’ve both seen and really love are Dazed and Confused and Pineapple Express. Don’t tase me, bro.

On a related note, pour one out for Ricky Williams’ career.

My youngest, who is in 2nd grade, has Field Day this afternoon. Remember Field Day? My favorite event was always the “Earth Ball.” If you don’t know, it was this gigantic six-foot ball that you and a partner had to push around an obstacle course of some sort. Good times.

From reading the comments over the past few months, I think we all fall into four basic crowds:

• People who like Bryce Young the most, and who think CJ Stroud is a worthless scrub (and hate Ohio State).
• People who like CJ Stroud the most, and think Bryce Young is too frail and will be murdered by NFL defenses.
• People who want Bryce Young, but are still perfectly okay with CJ Stroud if Young isn’t there at 1-2.
• Agents of chaos who want an edge at 1-2, and then want Anthony Richardson or Hendon Hooker.