Boom shaka laka.

Well, training camp for the Texans begins one week from today. Sooo…

Apparently it’s National Peyton Day, so to celebrate our favorite Peyton, enjoy this amazing SNL sketch:

ALL HAIL KING TUCK!

Obviously I like to point our random “National Whatever Day” celebrations when there’s not much going on, but today is actually Bastille Day, a national holiday in France that commemorates the French Revolution, specifically the storming of the Bastille.

On that note, here’s a great song from Les Misérables:

Prepare yourselves for the 713 connection.

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning comes out today. Nothing else matters. I’m seeing it tonight. Tom Cruise may be a batshit crazy space weirdo, but the dude gives 112% to every role, does insane stunts, and makes some really kickass movies.

Happy 7-11 to all! Please enjoy a Slurpee to celebrate!

Happy Monday, mofos! Apparently today is National Stella Day!